The extremely rapid delivery of food can be not only hilariously satisfying, but also give a warrior an edge in combat.

Even a well-told lie of being harmless only works if you’re really believing it when you tell it—and in the midst of a pitched fight it’s easy to muster some real feeling to briefly fool a foe.

You enchant your weapon with clinging shadows.

As your foe’s deadly attack falls upon you, your form becomes mist and shadow.

With a baleful word and a vicious strike you draw the very lifeforce from your target.

Your grip can wither flesh from bone.

At your behest, the shadows themselves grip at your foes, pulling and dragging like quicksand.

Make a

After dealing damage with a melee weapon, select three squares within your reach.

You teleport a distance up to your Speed.